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第221章小鬼，你很有胆量！天庭战神约架问题儿童！
第221章小鬼，你很有胆量！天庭战神约架问题儿童！
那道火光撕裂云海，以决绝之势坠落，最终精准地悬停在眾人面前。
火焰向內塌陷，悄无声息地敛去。
一个少年神只的身影显现出来。
他五官精致，肌肤胜雪，一身莲编织的战甲。
然而那双桀驁不驯的眼，却燃烧著足以顛覆神佛的叛逆。
手中一桿火尖枪，枪尖寒芒流转，透出凶戾。
天庭战神，三坛海会大神——哪吒。
“清风，明月。”
哪吒开了口，嗓音清越，却裹挟著不容置喙的威压。
“师祖命你们接引贵客，为何在此地与人对峙？”
刚刚从地上爬起来的清风明月，一见来人，腿肚子又是一软，那点残存的傲气彻底烟消云散。
两人活像见了猫的老鼠，慌忙躬身。
“拜见三太子殿下！”
“我等不敢，”清风颤声辩解，“只是在————在为贵客讲解我天界的规矩。”
哪吒哼了一声，不再理会这两个不成器的道童。
他那双漆黑的眼瞳，刀子般扫过“无名”的每一个人。
目光在飞鸟华丽的衣著上停顿一瞬，又掠过耀的沉默气质和蕾蒂蒂西亚的非人气息，最终，牢牢锁定在了逆回十六夜的身上。
就是他。
那一刻，两个灵魂深处同样烙印著“战斗”二字的生命，跨越了世界的隔阂，產生了无声的共振。
哪吒清晰感觉到，眼前这个金髮男人体內，潜藏著一股足以顛覆一切的狂暴力量。
那股气息，让他血脉賁张，感到一种久违的熟悉与兴奋。
而十六夜，也从哪吒身上，嗅到了同类的味道。
纯粹的，为战而生的强大。
“你，”哪吒手中的火尖枪微微抬起，枪尖直指十六夜，“就是外面来的那个，最强的？”
他的语气，不是询问。
是断定，也是挑衅。
“看起来，也不怎么样嘛。”
一句话，让周遭的空气都变得粘稠、紧绷。
逆回十六夜脸上的笑容消失了。
取而代之的，是沸腾的、几乎要溢出体表的战意。
他向前踏出一步。
轰！
整条云路都为之剧烈一颤。
“小鬼，你很有胆量。”
十六夜的嘴角重新咧开，勾起一个危险而愉悦的弧度。
“上一个敢这么跟我说话的，坟头的草已经三尺高了。”
“是吗？”
哪吒冷笑，脚下的风火轮爆发出刺耳的嗡鸣，周身的护体神火骤然暴涨三尺。
“那我倒要看看，是你的拳头硬，还是我的枪更利！”
剎那间，两人之间的空间都开始扭曲。
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无形的杀气与战意疯狂对撞，激盪出肉眼可见的电火，发出“滋啦滋啦”的爆响。
飞鸟和耀等人被这股恐怖的气势逼得连连后退，神色骇然。
黑兔更是急得眼泪都快掉下来了，兔耳惊恐地变成了粉红色。
“十、十六夜先生！请冷静！我们是客人啊！”
然而，对这两个战斗狂而言，劝说毫无意义。
眼看一场神明级別的恶战就要在南天门外爆发。
一个温和而苍老的声音，毫无徵兆地响起了。
那声音不大，却仿佛无处不在，直接在每个人的灵魂深处清晰迴荡。
“哪吒，不得无礼。”
寥寥五字，却蕴含著一股无法抗拒的天地之威。
哪吒浑身暴涨的战意，像是被一盆天河之水当头浇下，瞬间熄灭了大半。
他极为不甘地撇了撇嘴，到底还是收起了火尖枪。
十六夜也感觉到了那声音中蕴含的、如渊似海的力量，知道今天这架是打不成了，只能有些遗憾地咂了咂嘴。
“远来是客。清风明月，还不快將贵客请至五庄观。”
那个声音再次响起。
“哪吒，你也一同前来。”
“是，镇元大仙。”
“是，师祖。”
清风明月和哪吒齐声应道，態度恭敬到了极点。
哪吒在转身前，深深地看了十六夜一眼，用秘法传音，將一句话送入对方耳中：“別以为这就完了。等会儿的恩赐游戏里，我再跟你分个高下。”
“哈，我等著。”十六夜毫不示弱地回敬。
一场一触即发的衝突，就此平息。
但所有人都明白，这仅仅是一个开始。
问题儿童与东方神群的第一次碰撞，已然擦出了最激烈的火。
在清风明月（这次他们老实得像鵪鶉）和哪吒的共同带领下，一行人继续前行。
路凡全程打著哈欠，那场差点引发神战的对峙，在他眼中仿佛只是一场无聊的闹剧。
“这俩小孩好吵，影响我酝酿睡意了。
。“
他侧过头，小声对身边的蕾蒂西亚抱怨道。
蕾蒂西亚看著他那副永远睡不醒的模样，再回想刚才那两个气场全开、几乎要打碎云路的“战神”，一时间，竟不知该用什么表情来回应。
路凡大人的强大，果然是在另一个次元的。
穿过一片由彩虹构成的拱桥，一座古朴而宏伟的道观，终於出现在眾人眼前。
道观掩映在苍松翠柏之间，没有金碧辉煌的雕饰，却自有一股与天地同寿、
与日月同庚的厚重与威严。
观门之上，悬著一块石匾。
匾上是三个古拙的大字一五庄观。
传说中，地仙之祖，镇元子的道场，到了。
踏入五庄观，一股能洗涤灵魂的檀香扑面而来。
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min-height:60px!important
height:auto!important
background-color:white!important
padding:8px!important
max-height:150px!important
}#exo-native-widget-5820802-dnsdx.exo-native-widget
.exo-native-widget-item-title{
padding-right:50px!important
display:block!important
}#exo-native-widget-5820802-dnsdx.exo-native-widget
.exo-native-widget-item-brand{